1. Imagining this is your man cave
Because you need somewhere to store millions of dollars worth of crime-fighting equipment that, for some reason, no one puts together that only you could afford.
2. Picturing yourself behind the wheel of this little number
Because there’s no cred like original cred.
3. Or this little number
Because you have to keep up with modern technology.
4. Or this little number
Because this is the one you remember from your childhood.
5. But not this little number
Because Clooney tainted this one.
6. Wrestling this classy cat
You know why
7. Or this one…
You still know why
8. But not this one
Because…alright, that one, too
9. Being waited on by this guy
Alfred knows how to mix up a cocktail and sew up a wound and crack a joke all at the same time. Like a sir and a boss!
10. Having this guy run your enterprise
He’s a man that’s been known to procure certain items from time to time.
11. Fighting crime with this guy
He’s Sirius about law enforcement
12. An undying bromance with this guy
Apparently being a billionaire playboy gets lonely.
13. Burning rubber in this thing
Harleys, it would appear, can suck it.
14. Splitting the sky like a sheet in this thing
You don’t need oversized seating and little bottles of Scotch to fly first class.
15. Shredding waves in this thing
This would truly be the Deadliest Catch
16. Rocking this utility belt
You can never find a grappling hook when you need one.
18. Or this shirt
Because you’re one of the 99% that thinks Dark Knight Rises is going to rock!
19. Or this shirt
Because they’re your new favorite football team!
20. Or this shirt
Because real die-hard fans know why Bane is such a big deal.