1. This classy billionaire who likes her strawberries served with champagne at, like, nine in the morning, because she's got some demons to work through.
2. This man whose marriage was on the rocks until he introduced strawberries into the equation. They've gotten so risqué that his wife won't even look him in the eye anymore.
3. This man who's trying to facilitate the exact same thing, but is being met with resistance. "COME ON, SHERYL. WE NEED THIS."
4. This couple that was having a nice time by the pool, and then a man in a spooky mask showed up, so they were like, "Hey stranger! Grab a strawberry! Oh great, you brought a knife so you can cut off the leaves!"
5. This woman who only takes baths in a tub filled with strawberries against the wishes of her doctors.
6. This girl who thinks she can turn a snowman into a real boy with a magical strawberry when everyone knows you need to use mint leaves.
7. This lady who surgically replaced her fingernails with strawberries, and her parents were like, "Erica, why would you do tha— NO, DON'T EAT IT!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!"
8. This lady who spent a reckless amount of money in the home decorations section at her local art supplies store because her ex said she wasn't eccentric enough. WELL WHO'S ECCENTRIC NOW, JERRY? SHE'S THE FREAKING STRAWBERRY FOREST QUEEN.
9. This lady who was attempting to be seductive but didn't realize her entire face was still numb from her morning visit to the dentist.
10. "Oh. Where did my shirt go? That doesn't matter. I have a strawberry, so who cares about clothing anyway?" -This man, who is allergic to body hair
11. This woman who is playing the lowest-stakes dominos game of all time.
12. It looks like this man ended up winning and apparently the strawberries were covered in pool water?
13. Wait. Why is the hairless man back and eating a strawberry in front of the dominos couple? Also, why is there a man filming a home video? What is he looking at? Can we see?
14. Oh. He's filming her? OK. Think it's probably time to leave.
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