Hello, hi, pull up a chair. We need to talk about fictional lesbians.
It's an epidemic sweeping the nation and, frankly, ruining lives.
The blatant lack of education on the dangers and risks associated with "shipping" are appalling.
I'VE BEEN WARNED ABOUT SEX DRUG AND GAMBLING ADDICTIONS BUT NOT ONCE WAS I WARNED ABOUT GETTING ADDICTED TO SHIPPING TWO FICTIONAL LESBIANS
Oh, it's fine, you say? You can stop anytime, you say? Nobody is FINE.
These ships even sound like terminal illnesses. "Can't come into work today, I've come down with a bad case of Clexa."
No matter that most of your noncanon ships are problematic. Aren't all your faves?
Just when you think you've recovered at last, a new OTP enters your life and you're lying awake at night.
Before you know it, "crying over lesbians in a Mexican restaurant" will be a thing you can actually say you've experienced. Draw the line somewhere.
"Crying over fictional lesbians in a Mexican restaurant" might be the most me~ thing I've ever done
The first step is admitting you have a problem...
When my aunt sees the data bill this month and asks me wtf happened how do I explain that my fictional lesbians NEEDED me??
...recognizing the warning signs...
...and asking for help.
Fictional lesbians are ruining my life somebody help me
Maybe the world just doesn't understand.
Stay strong out there 💪
Are you thinking about fictional lesbians again? 😂😁