What Single Girls Are Actually Thinking At Lesbian Bars

“She bought me a drink, are we dating now?”

1. On the outside: Getting ready to make your entrance.

3. On the outside: When you catch someone checking you out.

5. On the outside: Ordering a drink from the sexy bartender.

7. On the outside: When you have to listen to someone vent about their recent breakup.

9. On the outside: When that one guy makes a stupid lesbian joke.

11. Outside: When a cute girl offers to buy you a drink.

13. Outside: When you see someone hitting on your ex.

15. On the outside: When you see your ex leave with someone.

17. On the outside: When you finally find courage to flirt with someone.

19. On the outside: When you find out the girl you’re talking to is straight.


21. On the outside: When the girl you’ve been flirting with all night leaves with someone else.

23. On the outside: When you successfully get a girl’s number.

25. On the outside: When someone says you’re so “lucky” to be single.

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Sarah Karlan is the associate LGBT editor for BuzzFeed News and is based in New York.
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