“Putin Airlines” Safety Video Prepares You To Visit Russia

It’s just a parody obviously, but please fasten your seat belts and stow your rainbow flags.

1. Have you ever wondered what a flight on Putin Airlines would be like?

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2. If Putin Airlines actually existed, that is.

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3. Thaks to the lovely ladies of this YouTube Channel, you no longer have to imagine.

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4. “Putin Airlines” is proud to provide you with this safety information:

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5. Please fasten your seat belts and make sure your tray tables are in the upright position.

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6. If any of our passengers are traveling with small children…

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7. …please do not spread homosexual propaganda or let them know that gays and lesbians actually exist.

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8. If you do so, you will be cuffed.

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9. Please feel free to read some of our complimentary in-flight magazines…

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10. … however if we spot you reading OUT or Curve Magazines…

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11. … you will be cuffed.

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12. Travelers with carry on luggage that pertains a pride rainbow flag sewn into the side of it…

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13. … please remain seated upon landing.

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14. As you will be cuffed.

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15. We hope you enjoy your fabulous flight to Russia.

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16. Watch the very important safety message in full:

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Sarah Karlan is the Deputy LGBT Editor for BuzzFeed News and is based in New York.
Contact Sarah Karlan at sarah.karlan@buzzfeed.com.
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