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“Putin Airlines” Safety Video Prepares You To Visit Russia

It’s just a parody obviously, but please fasten your seat belts and stow your rainbow flags.

1. Have you ever wondered what a flight on Putin Airlines would be like?

2. If Putin Airlines actually existed, that is.

3. Thaks to the lovely ladies of this YouTube Channel, you no longer have to imagine.

4. “Putin Airlines” is proud to provide you with this safety information:

5. Please fasten your seat belts and make sure your tray tables are in the upright position.

6. If any of our passengers are traveling with small children…

7. …please do not spread homosexual propaganda or let them know that gays and lesbians actually exist.

8. If you do so, you will be cuffed.

9. Please feel free to read some of our complimentary in-flight magazines…

10. … however if we spot you reading OUT or Curve Magazines…

11. … you will be cuffed.

12. Travelers with carry on luggage that pertains a pride rainbow flag sewn into the side of it…

13. … please remain seated upon landing.

14. As you will be cuffed.

15. We hope you enjoy your fabulous flight to Russia.

16. Watch the very important safety message in full:

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Sarah Karlan is the associate LGBT editor for BuzzFeed News and is based in New York.
Contact Sarah Karlan at sarah.karlan@buzzfeed.com
 
 

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