People Who Don't Rap But Have Rapper Names

Just because you don't MC doesn't mean you can't have some serious street cred.

Bruce Swagman (Attorney)

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MC Escher (Artist)

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Yo-Yo Ma (Cellist)

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Bear Grylls (TV Personality/Author)

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This could be his first album cover.

Mercedes Bass (Business Entrepreneur)

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Johnny Dankworth (Jazz Musician)

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And his hit dance single, "5 Steps to Dankworth" is burning up the hip hop charts.

Chris Moneymaker (Poker Player)

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Dr. Pervez Hoodbhoy (Nuclear Physicist)

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Lil Woods (Actress)

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H.P. Lovecraft (Author)

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The H.P. stands for Hater Players, obviously.

Bill Bass (Scientist)

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Betty Compton (Actress)

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Roy Blunt (U.S. Senator)

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Roscoe "fatty" Arbuckle (Actor)

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Rebecca Spitz (Reporter)

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Yellow Yei Yah (Nigerian Olympic Swimmer)

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Lucky Grills (Australian Actor)

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Rick Cash (Defensive End)

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Dr. Mike Czech (Professor)

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Buck Jones (1930s Actor)

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