If gaydar actually existed…
4. And measurements would be based on a system of iconic entertainers.
9. As gaydar technology improved, previous methods would seem quite primitive.
10. And hopefully, it would have a few more options than just these:
11. If gaydar actually existed, it would still confuse your parents.
13. It would send out signals over long distances.
14. Similar to Google Glass, you would activate it using a set of goggles.
15. Perhaps it would be an innate sense everyone was born with.
16. Surprisingly, sharks would have it.
Befriend more sharks.