“F#@k, Marry, Kill” : Celesbian Edition

    So many famous lesbians, so little time.

    Sarah Karlan
    by Sarah Karlan

    BuzzFeed News Reporter

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    Ready? Here we go:

    The soccer stars: Megan Rapinoe, Lori Lindsey, or Ashlyn Harris?

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    So blonde, so athletic: help.

    1. Fuck?

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      There is only one answer here, and that answer is Harris.

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    1. Marry?

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      She would make you laugh, cook you dinner, and then school you on the field. Rapinoe for the long haul.

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    1. Kill?

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      Someone had to go, and it's Lori.

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    The comics: Wanda Sykes, Ellen Degeneres, or Kate Mckinnon?

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    I'm not laughing, because this is a tough one.

    1. Fuck?

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      Kate can do her Ellen impression if you want... if you're into that kind of thing.

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    1. Marry?

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      Wanda would be the BEST wifey. Nail that down.

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    1. Kill?

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      Please. Forgive me.

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    The Musicians: Tegan Quin, Brandi Carlile, or Sara Quin?

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    That's right, double Quinned.

    1. Fuck?

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      Tegan may be more outspoken, but Sara would be a total freak in the sheets.

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    1. Marry?

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      Can you imagine Brandi crooning you to sleep every night? Put a ring on it.

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    1. Kill?

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      It's tough when one twin just has to go.

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    The The L Word crew: Leisha Hailey, Daniela Sea, or Alexandra Hedison?

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    1. Fuck?

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      One look with those blue eyes, and. It. Is. Over.

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    1. Marry?

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      ALICE forever and ever, and always.

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    1. Kill?

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      Sorry Alex, but all we can see is treacherous Dylan.

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    The Bisexuals: Evan Rachel Wood, Carrie Brownstein, or Anna Paquin?

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    1. Fuck?

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      It's Evan Rachel Wood... any questions?

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    1. Marry?

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      You just know your parents would love Anna's sweet charm.

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    1. Kill?

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      Ugh, but can we keep the "Portlandia" dvd set?

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    The super models: Freja Beha Erichsen, AzMarie Livingston, or Jennny Shimizu?

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    1. Fuck?

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      Jenny dated Angelina Jolie for a reason people, come on.

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    1. Marry?

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      AzMarie would treat a girl right, get down on one knee and pop that question.

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    1. Kill?

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      Sorry Freja, you really are just TOO beautiful to be on this planet.

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    Your turn, give us some more rounds of F/M/K in the comments.