Cartoonist Breaks Down The "Gay Classification Kingdom"

    Watch out for raccoons, ya'll.

    Many people are familiar with the classification of some gay man as twinks, otters, and bears – Oh My!

    But now, the cartoonist and author of Adventures In Gay– who goes simply by Hat – has created a handy guide to several often overlooked classifications.

    Click through for his highly scientific definitions of the "gay animal kingdom".

    A Chicken Hawk:

    A Raccoon:

    A Giraffe:

    Velociraptor:

    A Monocle:

    A Swallow:

    An Octopus:

    A Goose:

    A Canadian Goose:

    Bonus: What do you call a guy who is denied basic freedoms because of his orientation?

    Watch the full video and check out Hat's other work right here.

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