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    50 Sexual Orientations That Should Exist If They Don’t Already

    Sexual Orientation: Channing Tatum wearing sweatpants.

    1. Sexual Orientation: Meryl Streep's IMDb page.

    2. Sexual Orientation: The look on Drake's face at the end of the "Anaconda" music video.

    3. Sexual Orientation: Marlene Dietrich in a top hat.

    4. Sexual Orientation: Listening to "Jolene" on repeat for three hours nonstop.

    5. Sexual Orientation: All of the sex scenes on How to Get Away With Murder involving rimming.

    6. Sexual Orientation: The entirety of Solange's wedding.

    7. Sexual Orientation: "Goodbye to All That" by Joan Didion.

    8. Sexual Orientation: Bottomless mimosas.

    9. Sexual Orientation: Student loan "debt forgiveness" plans.

    11. Sexual Orientation: Zachary Quinto's eyebrows.

    12. Sexual Orientation: Ruby Rose's eyebrows.

    13. Sexual Orientation: Great eyebrows, in general.

    14. Sexual Orientation: The entire cast of Orange Is the New Black.

    15. Sexual Orientation: Beyoncé releasing surprise albums and music videos.

    16. Sexual Orientation: Every sex scene on The L Word involving Shane.

    17. Sexual Orientation: Any time Laverne Cox gives a speech.

    18. Sexual Orientation: Samira Wiley's entire life.

    19. Sexual Orientation: One of those giant jars of Nutella.

    20. Sexual Orientation: Barbra Streisand as Fanny Brice.

    21. Sexual Orientation: Benedict Cumberbatch's hands.

    22. Sexual Orientation: Murray Bartlett's mustache on Looking.

    23. Sexual Orientation: "The Ladies Who Lunch."

    24. Sexual Orientation: Uzo Aduba's red carpet game.

    26. Sexual Orientation: Sitting next to Anna Wintour at a fashion show.

    27. Sexual Orientation: Makeup contouring.

    28. Sexual Orientation: Someone hacking Joyce Carol Oates' Twitter account.

    29. Sexual Orientation: A cashmere onesie.

    30. Sexual Orientation: Channing Tatum wearing sweatpants.

    31. Sexual Orientation: Lupita Nyong'o going on a shopping spree.

    32. Sexual Orientation: Dimples, just in general.

    33. Sexual Orientation: Misandry.

    34. Sexual Orientation: Xander's Speedo scene from Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

    35. Sexual Orientation: Oberyn Martell slowly eating grapes.

    36. Sexual Orientation: Binge-watching Buffy.

    37. Sexual Orientation: Naya Rivera's side-eye.

    38. Sexual Orientation: Perfectly alphabetized DVD collection.

    39. Sexual Orientation: Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaass.

    40. Sexual Orientation: Ciara dancing in her music videos.

    42. Sexual Orientation: Chris Tucker in The Fifth Element.

    43. Sexual Orientation: Jane Russel in plaid.

    44. Sexual Orientation: Taking my pants off after work.

    45. Sexual Orientation: Shondaland.

    46. Sexual Orientation: Rosemary french fries.

    47. Sexual Orientation: Patti Lupone's career.

    48: Sexual Orientation: Annie Clark playing guitar.

    49. Sexual Orientation: Neil deGrasse Tyson's voice.