I am terrified that one day me and my partner will have an accidental open mic. There is no subject off limits on our rig. #EMSproblems
1. When you’re off duty but hear a noise that sounds just like your call tones.
3. Entertaining yourself while on standby.
4. When the tones drop, but no dispatch follows.
And for a moment, the world stands still.
5. Trying to find a pen on scene:
Didn’t you place at least five in your pocket this morning?