1. Waiting an *eternity before each episode actually begins.
2. This clever text:
3. Classic mom jokes:
4. This image that will haunt your dreams forever:
5. This valuable life lesson:
6. Laura Prepon's incredible foresight:
7. This clever mashup:
8. The struggle/blessing of having so many amazing lead characters.
9. This unavoidable truth:
10. And this one:
11. When you finally watched the show after peer pressure from your friends:
12. This accurate chart:
13. Running to pee between episodes:
14. When the Alex/Piper fandom take control:
15. And when the Taystee/Poussey fans set things right.
16. When Piper thought her life was going to hell...
... and Andy wasn't having it.
17. This never-ending cycle:
18. And this feeling:
19. The true identity of that female doctor:
20. NO TOUCHING!
21. Jared Leto feeling Piper's struggle:
22. The power of Alex Vause.
23. ALL that power.
24. This promising musical set list:
25. Ice cream, in general.
26. Larry casually watching his favorite show in Season 1.
27. The subtle difference between a "wife" and a "partner" :
28. President Obama's feisty quip:
29. When piper loses her ~ cool ~ :
30. This American Pie reference:
31. Larry being all observant:
32. Ah, poor Larry.
