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32 Jokes Only "Orange Is The New Black" Fans Will Understand

“You don’t go Jessica Simpson when you’ve got Rihanna.”

1. Waiting an *eternity before each episode actually begins.

*probably only just over one minute

3. Classic mom jokes:

4. This image that will haunt your dreams forever:

5. This valuable life lesson:

6. Laura Prepon’s incredible foresight:

7. This clever mashup:

 

8. The struggle/blessing of having so many amazing lead characters.

9. This unavoidable truth:

11. When you finally watched the show after peer pressure from your friends:

12. This accurate chart:

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13. Running to pee between episodes:

14. When the Alex/Piper fandom take control:

 

15. And when the Taystee/Poussey fans set things right.

16. When Piper thought her life was going to hell…

… and Andy wasn’t having it.

 

17. This never-ending cycle:

18. And this feeling:

19. The true identity of that female doctor:

 

21. Jared Leto feeling Piper’s struggle:

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22. The power of Alex Vause.

23. ALL that power.

24. This promising musical set list:

 

25. Ice cream, in general.

 

26. Larry casually watching his favorite show in Season 1.

He is watching Weeds, also directed by Jenji Kohan.

27. The subtle difference between a “wife” and a “partner” :

 

28. President Obama’s feisty quip:

29. When piper loses her ~ cool ~ :

30. This American Pie reference:

31. Larry being all observant:

32. Ah, poor Larry.

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Sarah Karlan is the associate LGBT editor for BuzzFeed News and is based in New York.
Contact Sarah Karlan at sarah.karlan@buzzfeed.com.
 
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