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    24 Completely True Facts About Bisexuality According To Twitter

    "Not all bisexuals are vampires, but all vampires are bisexuals." #bisexualfacts is happening (again) on Twitter and it's glorious.

    Last year, following the news of Maria Bello and Tom Daley coming out, the hashtag #bisexualfacts gained popularity on twitter as users crafted hilarious (but fake) facts about bisexuality.

    There's apparently only 6 bisexuals on the entire planet. #bisexualfacts

    This week, users brought back the hashtag for Bi Visibility Week.

    in celebration of bisexual visibility week, we should reblog our favorite #bisexualfacts from last year

    For your educational pleasure, here are some of the best:

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    Bisexuals actually have 16 rows of teeth. #bisexualfacts

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    If you've never met a bisexual person, you can summon one by playing a David Bowie album backwards. #bisexualfacts

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    Bisexuals have been banned from Major League Gaming events for having an "unfair tactical advantage" #bisexualfacts

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    All bisexual hockey players are excellent two-way forwards. #BisexualFacts #SoSorry #ICouldntResist

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    All bisexuals are given a pouch of gold at birth that they hide. If you can find it you choose if they become straight or gay #bisexualfacts

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    bisexuals are a compound created by dissolving homosexual into a monosexual solvent #bisexualfacts

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    bisexuals voted both Yes and No in #indyref #bisexualfacts

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    Bisexuals are not a flotation device #bisexualfacts

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    In times of famine bisexuals can get nutrition from the sun via photosynthesis #bisexualfacts

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    Bisexuals will destroy video games. #bisexualfacts #crossingthestreams

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    Bisexuals have their straight/gay switch broken and cycle rapidly between the two states at 2,900,000 times per second #bisexualfacts

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    Bisexualism was invented and copyrighted in 1963 by Terry Nation. His estate still earns a fee every time someone uses it. #bisexualfacts

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    Bisexuals formed a mutual defense alliance with mermaids in the 16th century that is still honored today. #bisexualfacts

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    The edges of bisexuals appear indistinct because they shimmer in and out of existence over 100 times a second. #bisexualfacts

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    All bisexuals are banned from jury service in the UK. We just can’t make up our minds. #bisexualvisibilityweek #bisexualfacts

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    Most bisexuals choose to consume the flesh of their partner after mating, to enhance their powerful and mysterious libido. #bisexualfacts

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    If you tweet with the #bisexualfacts hashtag, I assume that you're bi. I also assume that when you don't tweet #bisexualfacts.