1. When you're in line at the coffee shop:
2. When you get back from a first date:
3. When your ex texts you out of the blue:
4. When your friends play matchmaker:
5. When you and your girlfriend are ~in sync~:
6. Watching a movie with any sort of sapphic plotline:
7. When you're crushing on a new coworker:
8. When you're very, very single:
9. (It's hard to admit, but maybe you need to chill.)
10. When you've got a free weekend:
11. When you're crushing on your definitely, totally straight barista:
12. When your haven't introduced your girlfriend to your mother yet:
13. When you and your wing-lady hit the town:
14. Each and every time a cute woman smiles at you:
15. Whenever your cycle gets a little off:
16. This (depending on the day, month, moment in time):
