15 Words Lesbians Can Use As An Equivalent To "Cock Block"

"Dang it Karen, stop being such a twat swat."

Everyone has experienced "that moment" when a so-called-friend destroys your chances at sealing the deal with that special someone.

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Ah yes, the art of the cock block. While that term is usually used in the context of a man workin' game, the dating struggle is real for absolutely everyone out there. So, here are some alternatives – the good and bad – for just the ladies out there.

1.

enzodebernardo/enzodebernardo

"I was about to get her number, but then whats-her-face completely came over and clam jammed me."

2.

Weedezign/Weedezign

"Nah, I got bushwhacked or else I would have gotten her number."

3.

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"I didn't need you coming over with all that clitorference, okay? Have my back for once, Karen." Fucking Karen.

4.

Kimberlee Reimer/Kimberlee Reimer

"We were having an amazing conversation when – WHAM – Morgan came over all taco blacko and ruined it."

5.

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"That is the THIRD time tonight, stop being a twat swat!"

6.

Property of Chad Powell/Property of Chad Powell

"I was about to ask her if she wanted to get outta here, but that bartender came in with the pussy pass and I had no chance."

Similar terms: Pussy Block

7.

Debby Lewis-Harrison/Debby Lewis-Harrison

"She swooped in like freakin' ninja! Classic honey pot block."

8.

pilip76/pilip76

"Don't be a muffin muzzle Brittney, damn."

9.

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"Oh no, is Sarah talking to that clingy girl? Go box out."

Similar term: Box Block.

10.

PaulReevesPhotography/PaulReevesPhotography

“Oh, sorry were you going to go talk to her? I don’t wanna beaver dam.”

11.

kellyreekolibry/kellyreekolibry

"She walked up to us and immediately brought up that embarrassing period story I swore her to secrecy with – what a carpet cutter."

12.

THINKSTOCK

"And she had the NERVE to come in with the cooch check, unbelievable."

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"Sometimes being a good friend means going in for the snatch snag, I couldn't watch her make that mistake!"

14.

delta_art/delta_art

"I saw you working game over there, that is until that other chick came over with the scissorception."

15.

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"You can always count on Tracy to come over and cunt punt, every single time."

Big H/T to this reddit thread for asking the tough questions.