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    16 Times Lying Is In Your Best Interest

    Lie. Check pants for fire. Rinse. Repeat.

    Upon receiving a present that was clearly purchased with zero consideration for the recipient

    Upon seeing a photo of your friend's ex's new girlfriend

    After your parents launch an unprecedented investigation into your sex life

    The first time your significant other cooks you dinner… or the first time they make you anything for that matter

    When your perpetually late friend wants to know what time the dinner reservations are

    During a break-up in which you are the initiator

    ...And when someone asks how you're doing post-break up

    After being pulled over by a police officer

    When you completely forget about your Sunday morning brunch plans

    After being prompted to theorize why your friend never heard back from the amazing, life-changing date he/she had last week

    When your girlfriend asks whether or not a certain dress (or shirt or skirt) accentuates any unflattering body parts

    When your significant other asks about their *achem* skillset

    After your friend decides to try DIY bangs

    The first time you come face to face with your year-long crush

    So here's to being smart, beautiful, prompt, and amazing at life!