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    5 Phases of a Teenage Crush (explained with Haikus about Sizzler)

    The natural progression of a teenage crush can be summed up with 5 haikus about Sizzler and it's steak & all-you-can-eat shrimp special. Courtesy of SizzlerReviews.com.

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    1. Love at First Sight

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    Is it really true?

    Steak and all-you-can-eat shrimp?

    Sizzler, I love you!

    2. Delusions of (Cheese Toast) Grandeur

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    Oh mighty Sizzler

    Your cheese bread is the greatest

    Will you marry me?

    3. Mixed Messages of the Heart

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    Oh Sizzler my love

    You make my heart a flutter

    Or is it heartburn?

    4. Realization of Infatuation (leads to the bathroom)

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    I ate too much food

    The Sizzler made me do it

    Out of my way now!

    5. Death by Love (of all-you-can-eat shrimp)

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    Damn you my Sizzler

    You cause me to over eat

    Death is upon me

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