They gave this game to a new (internal) studio instead of the guys who made the first two, and now they’re adding multiplayer. We can hope, but those are both bright red fail flags.

It’s a Cyriak Lifestyler!

Sega ruined Sonic. The Internet merely did unspeakable things with his corpse.

‘This dog who has actually no idea how he ended up here.’ The usual, man… Bad life choices.

But still just the same old gameplay.

‘I am imagining a fight between Kratos and a wrathful, tooting Ganesh and smiling widely.’ You must play Asura’s Wrath. Asura’s also very very angry, but not nearly as unlikeable or whiny as Kratos. Also ridiculously gigantic Buddhist enemies (and allies) that put God of War to shame. It’s more a playable story than a game, but also less annoying.

Why would you even use Pandora any more? It’s been crap for years - heck, there’s even a Buzzfeed article about it: http://www.buzzfeed.com/reyhan/tech-confessional-how-pandoras-ipo-changed-every I guess if you’re used to it and it knows all the songs you like and you don’t mind it hitting you when you get mouthy.

That’s just how evil they are. Actually, goose tongues are fairly complex (and evil), with lots of structures besides those serrated spikey bits. See here for more pics: http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1002/ar.21447/pdf