The guy with the Mullet in Ghost in the Shell used something exactly like this.

It's the feel-good, roller coaster, edge-of-your-seat, branded holiday of the winter. Two thumbs up. Next time I develop a holiday so I don't feel left out, I'll make sure I use every Cancer-ward-cliche icon (no no, it's ok, I can say that, my Mom had cancer) and a big, bright, friggin SUN in the background. I love you! It's ok fellow trolls! I'll have a witty, college-level response to whatever you come back at me with!

Jesus Christ, I want to die now.

LOLololOL. “mombloggers” Jeeeeesus christ I'm so angry about this. I can only imagine mothers at their keyboards everywhere, wringing their tear-stained fists, cursing the gods, recording a youtube response as fast as motherly possible…

I love this man. LOVE. That's right, I'm gay for Obama.

On the other hand, did any of you guys hear that we have a new president… and he's *dun dun DUUNN* BLACK!?

Where is the rest of the video? Looks like a 4 year old BOY to me.

Jesus CHRIST Rachael… WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!?!

Uhhh, unless the aliens are super-thin pancake like creatures that move inches in their entire lives. “eight times more massive than Jupiter” The atmospheric and gravitational pressure would be RIDICULOUS. Maybe not the atmospheric, but you get the idea. It might be inhabited by those cute little water bears ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tardigrada ).