It costs the coalition government £3,350 to kill each badger as part of its controversial badger cull. But what else could you do with the £3,350?
1. Give the badger five nights in this gorgeous flat in Mayfair that was spotted on Airbnb. £3,250.
2. Send a badger on a tour of London. It's only £25.50.
3. Send a badger for seven nights to this great hotel in Chatham. £999 – loads to spare.
Side point: Since this hotel's in Chatham, the badger could report on next week's Rochester and Strood by-election, where UKIP is expected to win its second MP. The badger could even stick around for the afterparty. Party with Nigel Farage? Who'd say no?