21 Funny, Bizarre, Filthy Things People Have Said To The Pope On Twitter

    Let’s just hope he doesn't read his replies. NSFW language ahead.

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    Dear young people, do not give up your dreams of a more just world!

    @Pontifex beat me with your monster cock daddy

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    To live as true children of God means to love our neighbour and to be close to those who are lonely and in difficulty.

    “@Pontifex: To live as true children of God means to love our neighbour.” My neighbour is a convicted pedophile. Now what do I do?

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    The family is essential to sustaining human and social development.

    @Pontifex Not my family, they're a bunch of oddballs.

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    The Child Jesus reveals the tenderness of God’s immense love surrounding each one of us.

    @Pontifex you mean God's immense penis

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    We run the risk of forgetting the suffering which doesn’t affect us personally. May we respond to it, and may we pray for peace in Syria.

    @Pontifex eat my ass and piss in my mouth

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    May we never talk about others behind their backs, but speak to them openly about what we think.

    @Pontifex OK then, you and your church are evil money hoarding deceivers.

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    Thank you to all teachers: educating is an important mission, which draws young people to what is good, beautiful and true.

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    Dear friends, please pray for me during my pilgrimage to the Holy Land.

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    No one is more patient than God the Father; no one understands and knows how to wait as much as he does.

    @Pontifex Whats he waiting for? A package from amazon...

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    We must not let ourselves fall into the vortex of pessimism. Faith can move mountains!

    .@Pontifex It's more a juddering ripple than a vortex. Like that bit in Jurrasic Park? Where the T-Rex is approaching? And the cup? That.

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    17. And finally, this message especially appeared to arouse the online audience.

    We cannot be tepid disciples. The Church needs our courage in order to give witness to truth.

    Oh just F**k Off you false vessel @pontifex

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    @Pontifex hey wanna have an orgy with all the Christians

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    @Pontifex omg hi beautiful man, what's your skype ?