You got: Blumpkin-ing
A “blumpkin” refers to the art of giving or getting a blowjob while defecating. You’re clearly a professional who values their time, so might as well make things efficient.
I have this. It’s the worse when you accidentally scratch your face and end up looking like Scar Face…
You got: Elf You beautiful, aloof creature. You’re one of the most revered and honored creatures in the fantasy world, but you’re also very hard to pin down. You’re an interesting mix of empathetic politician and pragmatic dreamer. You believe in the power of justice, but you also believe in the power of protecting yourself. You’re always willing to lend a hand, but not to the point where it will negatively affect you.