Humans are quite superficial, so being very physically attractive (by human standards) is a major asset.
5. Take a human to a restaurant
and buy them food, and listen to them talk about themselves for at least three hours.
9. Do not touch your own, or anyone else’s sexual organs too early
This can have disastrous consequences.
11. If someone has accidentally fallen from a high place, catch them
and save their life.
12. Show them a sunset
Or the ocean. Or a clear night sky. The universe is always your greatest seduction aid.
13. Don’t turn into your natural state
If a human ever sees your natural state they will probably cry, and vomit, and then go insane.
16. Give them flowers
Flowers are reproductive organs. However, giving other types of reproductive organs—such as the testicles of a grizzly bear—does not have the same effect.
17. Be a mirror
Metaphorically. Reflect the self they want to see. And then they will want to stand in front of you forever.
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