2.
Because it's my round.
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Because it’s raining in my house.
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Because it's Wednesday.
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Because it’s Friday lunchtime.
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Because it’s Friday afternoon.
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Because it’s Friday evening.
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Because it’s Saturday evening.
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Because it’s Sunday evening.
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Because it’s morning.
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Because I’m Scottish.
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Because I'm on a date.
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Because I’m on a date.
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Because I have no date.
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Because I’m uncomfortable expressing emotion.
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Because I’m comfortable expressing emotion.
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Because I simply haven’t a care in the world, dear boy.
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And because everyone thinks it’s fine.