When you read the books, you realise this guy is kind of a weirdo.
Can you tell rock’s most ridiculous lyrics from these cherished national hymns?
The meaning of “nonplussed”? The pronunciation of “GIF”? Pedants unite: the definitive vote is here.
Based on careful observation of the species.
As tested on a brand new iPhone.
Learn to spot the danger signs.
Too much? Not enough, we say. Not nearly enough.
It was all AskJeeves round here when we were your age.
So angry. So poorly equipped to express it.