5. Cairns Esplanade is NOT suitable for swimming.
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7. Holding triathlons in crocodile infested waters makes PERFECT sense.
13. Big snakes live in most roofs.
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16. Cyclones aren’t worth getting out of bed for unless they’re a Category 3 or above.
19. Particularly when it means you can’t go to school.
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20. “Sorry, can’t come to work today, road flooded.”
21. Though the rain can get annoying when it drowns out the TV.
27. But you like that local MP Bob Katter is such a big supporter of gay rights.
29. Fresh-off-the-trawler Coral Sea prawns out the back of a car. For $15 a kilo.
31. This is the only way to buy mangoes.
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32. If you’re paying more than $2 for anything, you’re being ripped off.
35. Parking tickets are outrageously expensive.
36. You can drive two days North without getting anywhere.
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