Here’s How Shit Australia Looks To A Visiting British Person

Creator of bestselling book Shit London hits Oz. Slightly less shit than home.

This is Patrick Dalton. He’s the creator of the blog, book and Twitter phenomenon Shit London.

 

1. He recently spent time in Australia researching his latest book Greetings From Oz.

Patrick Dalton / Greetings From Oz

“Shooting a book in Oz was an interesting experience compared to London or New York,” Dalton told BuzzFeed.

2. “Australia (despite this being blindingly obvious to anyone who has ever looked at a map) is surprisingly huge when you get there. That’s one giant country!”

Patrick Dalton / Greetings From Oz

3. “Also (and I’d be lynched at home for saying this) Australia is distinctly less shit and run down than London.”

Patrick Dalton / Greetings From Oz

4. “It’s pretty damned clean and well ordered which made my job that much harder.”

Patrick Dalton / Greetings From Oz

5. “Saying that, Melbourne was easily the most graffitied city I’ve ever visited.”

Patrick Dalton / Greetings From Oz

6. “Darwin had a pleasing weirdness about it which I really dug…does the the NT Times only publish stories about Crocs?!?!”

Patrick Dalton / Greetings From Oz

7. So, in conclusion, Australia is not as shit as the UK. You probably knew that already right?!

Patrick Dalton / Greetings From Oz

8. But it’s still full of some pretty random stuff right?!

Patrick Dalton / Greetings From Oz

9. Would you like some red sauce with that?

Patrick Dalton / Greetings From Oz

10. Fish & Chips that will get you arrested.

Patrick Dalton / Greetings From Oz

11. Please Use The Toilets.

Patrick Dalton / Greetings From Oz

12. Keep your equipment inside your Budgie Smugglers.

Patrick Dalton / Greetings From Oz

13. Keep your Penis Hand off the flusher.

Patrick Dalton / Greetings From Oz

14. Would you like a longneck sir?

Patrick Dalton / Greetings From Oz

15. Properlery protectected.

Patrick Dalton / Greetings From Oz

16. A lovely spot to while away a few hours.

Patrick Dalton / Greetings From Oz

Greetings From Oz is out now. Buy here.

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