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    This Train-Riding Hipster Goat Doesn't Give A F*ck

    You've goat to be kidding.

    A goat wearing a studded collar and bandana has been photographed travelling on a Melbourne train.

    According to Melbourne's Herald-Sun, Public Transport Victoria’s network is "a no-go zone for goats — even if they touch on."

    Nice day to take the goat for a stretch

    ("Touching on" with Myki cards is the bane of Melbournians lives.)

    Closely followed by feet on the seats.

    Hooves on seats fine - $173. Props on the attire though. http://t.co/JuPA1sfq2K #GOAT #Melbourne via @tminear

    Possibly from Dandenong, the goat's edgy outfit also featured a marijuana leaf hat.

    Australia has long been a pro-goat society.