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"We are out of Vegemite" #FiveWordsToRuinAustraliaDay
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Taylor swift wins hottest 100 #FiveWordsToRuinAustraliaDay
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"Taylor Swift 4 Hottest 100" #FiveWordsToRuinAustraliaDay
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"The BBQ gas ran out" #FiveWordsToRuinAustraliaDay
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Is there a vegetarian option? #FiveWordsToRuinAustraliaDay
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Remember you have work tomorrow #FiveWordsToRuinAustraliaDay
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"I have work tomorrow bye." #FiveWordsToRuinAustraliaDay
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"Shark alarm at Bondi Beach" #FiveWordsToRuinAustraliaDay
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"I've had a blow out" #FiveWordsToRuinAustraliaDay
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They weren't celebrating, either. #FiveWordsToRuinAustraliaDay
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There's no Blacks* to bash #FiveWordsToRuinAustraliaDay *can also be applied to "Muslims, Lebs, Wogs, Abos and anyone not WHITE"
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"Pavlova isn't even Australian though" #FiveWordsToRuinAustraliaDay
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"We've only got vodka Cruisers" #FiveWordsToRuinAustraliaDay
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'Why are you here Blackfella' #FiveWordsToRuinAustraliaDay
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Oh look there's a croc! #FiveWordsToRuinAustraliaDay Via @TheNTNews
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"We should hang another flag." #FiveWordsToRuinAustraliaDay
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I forgot the sun cream #FiveWordsToRuinAustraliaDay
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"Can you turn that down?" #FiveWordsToRuinAustraliaDay
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You speak such good English #FiveWordsToRuinAustraliaDay
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Australia: Unsettled before Brits arrived #FiveWordsToRuinAustraliaDay
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Embrace our way of life. #FiveWordsToRuinAustraliaDay
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ABBOTT IN A BUDGIE SMUGGLER #FiveWordsToRuinAustraliaDay #throwback2012 #AustraliaDay photo: Mick Tsikas/AAP
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Tim Cahill just got injured #FiveWordsToRuinAustraliaDay