1. This dog who doesn't give a fuck about your dragonfly.
2. This dog who thinks he's a fucking bird.
3. These dogs who never asked you for a fucking igloo.
4. This dog who has a fucking big appetite.
5. This dog who will sit where the fuck he likes.
6. This dog who thinks he's a fucking bear.
7. This dog who is fucking OVER the robot vacuum.
8. This dog who is rocking fucking leg-warmers and DGAF what you think.
9. This dog who has no fucking idea where he is going and doesn't give a flying fuck.
10. This dog who is fucking 50 Shades of Grey perdogified.
11. This dog who doesn't care if you want to give him a fucking treat.
12. This dog who just wants to cook in fucking peace.
13. This dog who doesn't need a fucking escort.
14. This dog who is over fucking mountains.
15. This dog who thinks he's a fucking frog.
16. This dog who thinks she's a fucking centipede.
17. This dog who thinks he's a fucking mantis.
18. This dog who will sleep how he fucking likes.
19. And this dog who hates the fucking rain.
The pooch in picture 18 is a male. An earlier version of the post misidentified his gender. We're going with typo as we're pretty sure the editor spotted the dog's bollocks.