Australia's best tabloid has reached Peak NT News.
CROC SNACKS ON SHARK - IT'S WHAT WE KNOW BEST
The story features tourist Andrew Paice's photos of notorious 5.5m Northern Territory crocodile Brutus snacking on a bull shark in the Adelaide River.
Australians have no problems weathering a #Sharknado: All hail this 18ft saltwater crocodile!! http://t.co/OUgxV4MAXb
Brutus regularly entertains visitors aboard Adelaide River crocodile cruises. He is rumoured to have lost one of his front legs in a shark attack.
Tourists in Darwin were impressed.
Great to be back in Darwin this morning. @TheNTNews never disappoints.
Readers agreed that the story was almost perfect.
The only thing that would make @TheNTNews story about #crocvsshark even more awesome would be if the croc had a box jellyfish on its head
And that the NT's crocs are the best on the planet.
Forget sharknado our first line of defense is the crocs in the Top End! Especially Brutus. http://t.co/NhXkjVYhXv
Do yourselves a favour folks, follow the NT News.
Since following @TheNTNews my twitter feed has improved 1000%
Particularly for potentially lifesaving advice if you're planning a visit to the Northern Territory.
HOW TO SURVIVE A SHARK OR CROC ATTACK. MUST READ BEFORE VISITING THE TERRITORY http://t.co/8BshM1rrzT
YOU WON'T BE DISAPPOINTED!!!!
