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    Missing: Pet Turtle With Ninja Skills

    Funny lost pet poster.

    Sievert Schreiber
    by Sievert Schreiber

    Community Contributor

    thehighdefinite.com

    Text on poster: Missing pet turtle and nunchucks. Appears slow but is very dangerous! He will come home eventually but evil-doers beware.

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