3. Carrots help you see in the dark? That’s when I’ll get you.
10. Where are the knitting needles kept?
14. Some suffer for fashion. I will make you all suffer.
16. Waterproof? I’ll eat your money and leave no proof.
18. Are you implying you wanted a Boxer Dog?
21. I think I saw some chocolate in your stocking.
25. Spare the young one.
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