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17 Things I Think I Can Do When I’m Drunk…But I Can’t

Because we all feel invincible…even with the simplest tasks.

1. Take The Stairs

2. Buy Groceries

3. Go To Class

5. Walk Home Alone

6. Put On Pajamas

7. Help Others

8. Deal With Pets

9. Make Good Choices

10. Clean Up After Myself

13. Walk Away From A Fight

14. Try Out New Dance Moves

15. Find The Bathroom (I Swear It Moves)

16. Out-Smart The Cops

17. But When All Else Fails, I Can Always Make A Smooth Exit.

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