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    17 Things I Think I Can Do When I'm Drunk...But I Can't

    Because we all feel invincible...even with the simplest tasks.

    1. Take The Stairs

    2. Buy Groceries

    3. Go To Class

    4. Look Sexy

    5. Walk Home Alone

    6. Put On Pajamas

    7. Help Others

    8. Deal With Pets

    9. Make Good Choices

    10. Clean Up After Myself

    11. Flirt

    12. Drive

    13. Walk Away From A Fight

    14. Try Out New Dance Moves

    15. Find The Bathroom (I Swear It Moves)

    16. Out-Smart The Cops

    17. But When All Else Fails, I Can Always Make A Smooth Exit.