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37 Hilarious Tweets From Kanye West

A few of the legendary tweets bestowed upon us by Kanye West. He really needs to stop erasing his feed…

1. Kanye on rugs…


Those damn carpet manufacturers!!

2. Kanye on booty…


TMI

3. Kanye on furniture…


It probably broke…

4. Kanye on airplanes…


Fucking water bottles you’re just so squirrelly!!!

5. Kanye on floral arrangements…

Just really digging how the peonies and carnations are mellowing out the hydrangeas.

6. Kanye on wife struggles…


7. Kanye on bitches who question his music…


8. Kanye on Apple…


Wat the fuck Apple?!?!!

9. Kanye on Sex Ed…


10. Kanye on fonts…


Who doesn’t get emotional over fonts? Baskerville just really gets me sometimes. Times New Roman is so fascist! Helvetica is the Kanye of fonts, according to Kanye

11. Kanye on pillows…


Preach.

12. Kanye on solitude…


We all do it

13. Kanye on internships…


I don’t think being 21 is the issue here…..

14. Kanye on food…


Kanye only eats magic

15. Kanye on music…


16.

Any song with a bassoon and a kazoo is definitely topping the charts. Other artists take notes.

17. Kanye on tables…


You really need the marble table. No conference is complete without one

18. Kanye on Kim(pun intended)…


20. Kanye on ninjas…


I wish I knew some personally too dawg. I feel your pain.

21. Kanye on classical music…


Bach right?!?!

22. Kanye on hotel robes…


23. Kanye on decisions…


24. Kanye on fashion…


25. Kanye on glasses…


He really likes antiques

26. Kanye on jealousy…


Kris Humphries cramped his style.

27. Kanye on doubters…


28. Kanye on Lion King…


Definitely a Lion King moment

29.

It’s called twitter, and you have one. But are you looking to join?

30. Kanye on his thoughts…


31. Kanye on revelations…


Lol he never was…

32. Kanye on Jimmy Kimmel…


Wouldn’t that just be porn?

33. Kanye on felicitations…


34. Kanye on relationships…


Oooo Burn!

35. Kanye on artistry…


How did undercover work out for you?

36. Kanye on swag

referencing his diamond teeth.

37. Kanye on kindness…


38.

Josh Groban Sings some of Kanye’s Tweets!!!

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