1. Kim is only famous because of a sex tape with Ray J, who spawned this gem
3. SNL’s portrayal of Bruce Jenner is eerily accurate
he’s definitely a troll. look at those eyes staring into your soul.
4. Khloe is probably a love child, and the most sane
5. Scott is a douche
it’s peasants you fucking tool, at least we can spell -peasants
6. Kim has the ugliest fucking crying face you’ve ever seen
8. Their first world problems are beyond us
Aww you can buy a multi pack at claire’s for like $3 but they’re probably not your style….
9. They’ve lived in a 1% bubble their entire lives
10. Somehow you’re not surprised Kris and Bruce broke up before Khloe and Lamar
Ohhhh wait that’s Glenn Close… close enough.
11. You don’t understand why no one pulled a Woody Allen and hit on Brody…
12. Just about every single one of their ventures outside of the show has failed miserably
Remember when they tried acting, being clothing designers, managing talent, dancing with the stars, the Kardashian Kredit Kard, writing a biography? Still waiting on the musical…
13. Khloe is actually hilarious
14. Kourtney is a demon and a sadist
15. They’re obsessed with social media…
16. And themselves
17. You don’t understand what they do with all the money they make…
And you still don’t know.
18. Kris is a terrible mother but a genius business woman
19. Kris wishes she was one of the sisters so badly
21. This is your reaction every time they say “Bible”
22. Kim’s ugly crying face blinds you
But you love them all anyways
- Oliver Sacks, the famed neurologist and author, died Sunday from cancer. He was 82. ›