Yeah she's a legend. But having kids and bathing in jewels doesn't mean shit when she pulls the diva card and doesn't give her adoring fans the shows they deserve IE what they fucking pay. I was in Times Square for New Years. Every performer had a sound check and a rehearsal. I heard…
Damn this is spot on. Especially the beans bags, crafts, and parking lots. Trying to glue yarn to construction paper was the worst. Tripping in the church parking lot while wearing tights, frilly socks, and new shiny church shoes fucking sucked.
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