When You Stay With Your Jewish Grandma...

For those of you who have experienced staying with your jewish grandparents. And to educate those of you who haven't.

You walk in like...

And then your grandma sees you and first she's like...

Then the kisses start and you're like...

And she comes at you with her lipstick smeared lips and you're like...

And then she asks if you're hungry because she made your favorites...

But you go straight for the kosher black and white cookies...

And then she asks you if you're dating anyone and if it's a no you're like...

And if it's a yes she's like...

And demands to know if he is jewish...

And you wish you could just...

But you then you tell her he isn't and she's like...

But you suspect inside she's like...

or if he is you say yes and she's like...

And then she starts asking you about what you're going to study in college...

And that she was talking to some distant cousin and she said you should apply to Yale...

And you stop laughing long enough to look at her and she's like...

And then she runs to the kitchen because the food is done and you're like...

And you sit down for dinner like...

And then she keeps refilling your plate and you're like...

And finally you sneak away from the table and you're like...

And then you get to do whatever you like and you're like...

But if it's shabbos you're like...

But the tv is on 24/7 and you're like...

And your grandpa is always sleeping like...

And your grandmother tries to get you to cook with her...

And then you almost use a dairy spatula when you're cooking meat...

And then you lay about for the rest of your visit and you're like...

And it isn't until you get back home that you're like...