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Hello passengers, this is your captain speaking.
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It has come to my attention that not everyone knows Zoe Saldana is the most stylish human in Hollywood.
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Well, this is obviously because you've never seen a photo of her.
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Because if you've ever seen a photo of her you would know that the red carpet was MADE for Zoe.
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And she stomps all over it in her $700 shoes because she OWNS the carpet.
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How do I put this delicately?
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The red carpet is her bitch.
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She leaves corpses on the carpet.
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Zoe is to the red carpet what breathing is to humans.
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Just look at this dress.
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Girl be wearing haute couture like it's NO BIGGIE.
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You know how you'll look at a dress and be like, "No human could ever look good in that."
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Um, Zoe can wear that.
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Zoe will wear it and make it her bitch.
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Seriously. Girl knows how to get dressed.
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Because in Zoe's world, there's no such thing as "too hard to pull off."
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She always pulls it off.
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Like, WTF is this? HOW DID SHE MAKE THIS LOOK SO FLY?
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Oh, and in case you were wondering, she looks great in pants too.
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REMEMBER WHEN SHE SHOWED UP TO COMIC CON IN A CHIC ASS JUMPSUIT?
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And check out this suit with a T-SHIRT. Dy-ing.
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She might actually be an angel. Or at least Coco Chanel reincarnated.
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Blake, Imma let you finish, but Zoe had one of the best pregnancy style streaks of ALL TIME.
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Because it's kind of unfair.
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Style this good is too powerful for one person alone.
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At this point, it's just dangerous.
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OK passengers, it's almost time for landing.
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I'm going to need you to look at Zoe...
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No, like really look at her.
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And thank her for her years of red carpet service.
