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Which "Real Housewives" Husband Should You Marry?

Roy Black is the man for you. He’s a hard worker who provides you with a glorious life but won’t get involved in petty fights with your friends. Though some might say that Roy doesn’t actually exist, you know your hubby is too busy with real problems, like law trials.

Roy Black from Miami

Looks like Terry Dubrow is the guy who gets your heart pumping. He loves his job but loves his family more. Sure, he has some issues with balancing work and home but nothing makes him happier than to see his kids running around the gigantic mansion you call home.

Terry Dubrow from the O.C.

He, Tarzan. You, Jane. He likes to have sex a lot and you like to indulge him. He may seem like a hardass on the outside but your man is a teddy bear on the inside. And don’t forget his party side — he’ll throw on a speedo and get down.

Joe Gorga from New Jersey

Apollo Nida from Atlanta

So you got Mario. Even though he has some commitment issues at least he's a great father and awesome businessman. He's also pretty darn handsome.

Mario Singer from New York City

The gold star of husbands, you know no one will treat you as well as Ken does. He’s funny, kind, and though he should butt out of some disagreements, at least his heart’s in the right place — defending you! Cheers to many more years of BFF-town with your soulmate.

Ken Todd from Beverly Hills

A kind, lovely man, Todd is the partner you’ve been looking for. He’ll work hard and remain loyal, but don’t forget that a man will do anything for his mama — so keep yours in check.

Todd Tucker from Atlanta

Ay caliente you get Mauricio! Sure he’s sexy, but have you seen how great of a father he is? And look at how hard he works to provide for his family! That might be even sexier than seeing him without a shirt on.

Mauricio Umansky from Beverly Hills

You’re a housewife without a husband but WHO CARES? You’re in the prime of your life, and are the much-needed comedic relief in your friend group. Sure, you might find a hubby one day but there’s no rush. Keep on with your bad self.

None of them, and you love it

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Which "Real Housewives" Husband Should You Marry?

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