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When your drama teacher actually chose a GOOD musical.
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And when your drama teacher turned out to be a pleasant human being.
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When the school gave the drama department a proper budget.
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When every single person didn't sing something from Les Misérables in auditions.
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When people were actually happy with their parts when the cast list was posted.
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When your lead actress was totally sweet and humble.
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When the prop table was actually organized.
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When the choreographer was realistic about everyone's talents.
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When the boys were OK with the fact they were in a play.
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When the chorus actually danced in unison for once.
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When no one hooked up with one another.
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When the understudy didn't sit backstage and plot their revenge.
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When the costumes actually looked good.
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When the sound equipment didn't make anyone sound like Darth Vader.
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When the crew actually payed attention.
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When the band practiced for more than a few days.
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When your drama teacher didn't have a complete nervous breakdown during tech week.
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When you got through dress rehearsal without stopping 128 times.
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When you got through opening night without a single cast member getting sick.
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When the random cast members didn't try to make their 10-second solo a Mariah Carey concert.
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When no one actually flubbed their lines during a performance.
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When no one injured themselves during strike.
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And when everyone actually had FUN.
