I'mma Let You Finish But Nikki Reed And Ian Somerhalder Just Took The Red Carpet And Murdered It

Hottest married couple alive? This people, is how you do Cannes.

So in case you haven't heard, the hottest two vampires in existence — sorry R. Patz — have gotten married.

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This is a picture from their honeymoon because life isn't fair.

Ninety percent of the human population might think that this is a pretty good-looking couple. Well, I'm about to convince the other 10% of Nikkian's beauty.

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Ikki? Ikkian? Ianikki? Who makes these rules?

BECAUSE BAM.

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YA-HUH.

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This is how you do Cannes MOFOs.

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YOU HELP YOUR WIFE WITH HER TRAIN LIKE DAAAAAAAAAMN.

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In conclusion, it is quite obvious that Nikki and Ian stuck their fangs into the Cannes red carpet and turned that bitch.

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Ugh, sorry for the vampire jokes, k byeeeeee.