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Congrats Ireland For All These Hot Guys

YOU DID A GREAT JOB.

Hey Ireland (and Northern Ireland too).

It's me: The world.

Today is a special day. St. Patrick got all the snakes out of Ireland or something so congrats on that!

But I — you know, the world — also wanted to say congrats for some other things. Like Colin Farrell.

Congratufuckulations because Colin is great.

You made this. You go, Ireland.

And good job with Liam Neeson! You're proving that unlike Guinness, Irishmen get better with age.

Like, 'sup.

Oh, and congrats on Daniel Day-Lewis, Ireland! That is a job well done.

We can't forget about Jonathan Rhys Meyers. Congrats Ireland, for you have made Jonathan Rhys Meyers.

Oh my God and Domhnall Gleeson! Congratulations on this gorgeously rumply ball of hotness.

Duuuuude, Chris O'Dowd is also amazing AF. Congrats on that!

And congrats for Pierce Brosnan! He was the best thing about Die Another Day.

Ah, Stuart Townsend. A+ work, Ireland.

But OMG really congratulations for Michael Fassbender.

Seriously though, this is top-notch work.

Cheers, Ireland. You did a great job.