1.
"Seriously, how old are you really?"
2.
"Shut uuuuup. 50 bucks says you're still 16."
3.
"Shave every day, dude. Your hair will grow much faster."
5.
"Whoa whoa whoa. Hold still. I think I see a hair."
6.
"You need to grow a beard or you'll look like a girl forever."
7.
"Do you get called baby-face often? Haha. AHAA. HAHAHAAA. BABY FAAAAAACE."
8.
"Excuse me, can I see your ID, please?"
9.
"How do you talk to women?"
10.
"That's your girlfriend? Wow. Thought she was your older sister."
11.
"Hey, you've got a cute little sideburn thing going."
12.
"At least you don't have to spend a bomb on razors and stuff."
13.
"Is it a hormonal thing?"
14.
"Hey have you tried this new magic hair growth cream? You gotta. You just gotta."
15.
"Ah, I'm sure you'll get facial hair when you're older."
16.
"Seriously though, why can't you grow a beard?"
17.
"Oh well, you'd look ridiculous with a beard anyway."
