Buzz·Posted on 30 Mar 201515 Times Sexpert Mahinder Watsa Was The King Of Sass"Why would you want to do bhangra with your penis?"by Shayan RoyBuzzFeed India ContributorLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail For the uninitiated, Dr. Mahinder Watsa is a 90-year-old sexologist, who is famous for his columns in various Indian publications. More importantly, he is known for his hilariously sarcastic responses to the most bizarre questions that Indians have about sex. Click to reveal some of Dr. Watsa's choicest retorts to the most ridiculous questions he has received: 1. "To prevent pregnancy, my girlfriend and I bought an i-pill. But in the heat of the moment, I popped it instead of her. Can it cause complications?" Tap to reveal Click to reveal 2. "How will a child born from a mix of semen samples of a black man, white man, an Indian and Chinese turn out?" Tap to reveal Click to reveal 3. "I have heard that regular application of semen can make the skin smooth and clear. Is this true? " Tap to reveal Click to reveal 4. "I’ve heard acidic substances can prevent pregnancy. Can I pour a few drops of lemon into my girlfriend’s vagina after intercourse?" Tap to reveal Click to reveal 5. "My friend feels that her breasts are getting larger because of masturbation. Is this possible?" Tap to reveal Click to reveal 6. "I have a fetish for women moaning in pleasure while having sex. Even when I masturbate, I make moaning sounds in a girly voice. Is this normal? " Tap to reveal Click to reveal 7. "My penis is 14cm long and 4cm thick. My friends say it is too long to enter a vagina. What should I do? " Tap to reveal Click to reveal 8. "I was oscillating my penis while masturbating. I heard a snap, but experienced no pain. Have I fractured my penis? " Tap to reveal Click to reveal 9. "I’ve heard a lizard’s tail grows back when cut. I was curious if the same holds true for my penis." Tap to reveal Click to reveal 10. "Is it safe if the penis is kept in the vagina when sleeping? " Tap to reveal Click to reveal 11. "If a man and a woman masturbate at the same time, thinking about sex, can it lead to pregnancy?" Tap to reveal Click to reveal 12. "Many times, I have tried to give a blowjob to myself but failed. Is there any way I could succeed? " Tap to reveal Click to reveal 13. "It gives me pleasure to insert a banana into my vagina during masturbation. Will it cause harm? " Tap to reveal Click to reveal 14. "I have a small penis. My astrologer has advised me to pull it every day for 15 minutes while reciting a shloka. What should I do? " Tap to reveal Click to reveal 15. "I have a goat. Her name is Ramila. I have been thinking about how it would feel to make love to her. Is this normal?" Tap to reveal Click to reveal Dr. Mahinder Watsa, you are the undisputed king of sass. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF