1. Does he like to dress up nicely? Does he pay close attention to his outfits and brand names? 1a. Jeans and t-shirt and baseball cap, mostly.  #
2. Does he like football? 2A. Played in high school, got rotator cuff injury. 3. Before he was born did you wish he would be a girl? 3A. Not according to my mother. 4. Has he ever gotten into or participated in a fight? 5. Does he read sports magazines? 5A. Hell no. Who’d waste their money on that? It’s called the internet, people. It’s new. 6. Does he have a best friend? 6A. I’ve got 3, known them since I was a kid, the oldest since kindergarten. 7. Does he like team sports? 7A. Does paintball count? If so, yes. If not, no. 8. Is he prudish/modest? 8A.I observe the social rules as well as anybody else I guess. Does that make me modest? No idea.

9. Does he like diva singers? 9A. Hell no. 10. Does he spend a long time in the bathroom? 10A. 10 min shower, unless I’m buzzing my head. Then it’s 20. 11. Does he have a tongue, nose or ear piercing? 11A. Nope. 12. Does he spend time getting ready before being seen in public? 12A. Doing what? Ironing clothes? Picking out an outfit? I usually grab my clothes, check the mirror to see if I look ridiculous and then go. 13. Have you asked yourself questions about your son’s sexual orientation? 13A. My mom used to ask me when I was a teenager, but since I hung out with nerds, freaks and geeks it was kind of useless. 14. Are you divorced? 14A: Parents divorced early 2000’s, well into my adulthood. 15. Does he like musical comedies? 16. Has he introduced you to a girlfriend ever? 16A. Yes, her name was Amber Caldwell 17. Is the father (you) very strict or authoritarian with his son? 17A. He was more of an absentee father. Just came out of his hobby room to eat or get me to clean something. 18. In your family is the father absent? 18A. See above. Also somewhat of an absentee husband. 19. Was he shy as a child? 19A. Hell no. 20. Is he close to his father? 20A. Not at all. Not all homos are typical.