Right, but here at least we believe the lie that O is reading -anything-. PS) Hot, Flat and Crowded is pretty much what I'd expect him to be reading.

I saw a nazi kick a girl a third his size in the face last night, yell “white power, fuck you all” and run out of the bar. Nobody did anything because nazis are scary, meth-addicted fuckups. Minorites and responsible white people: UNITE.

Come to Portland, OR. Eat at Baan Thai on SW Broadway and Lincoln. Eat the “Crispy Basil Chicken.” You cry because it's so beautiful… ly hot.

A store manager from an olive garden fucked my girlfriend on the food-preparation surfaces in the back. On like, every cutting board. Then they served a diced-up Palin late-term abortion to the Grand Wizard of the Ku Klux Klan. Olive Garden, HEIL.

You're gay.

A very biased paraphrase:
Obama's “deception” was apparently “outreach through the internet.” “Masterful” use of media. We [the GOP] should mimic them in a “legal” way. Implying more or less that Obama broke the law by winning. You know, Jim Crow laws. Jon Voight is more concerned with Israel than… America? Jon Voight was embarrassed to see Obama “arrogantly” “dictate” to Israel to stop building settlements. Jon Voight thinks Iran is going to blow up Israel (which it never will.) And Jon Voight says “everything Obama has recommended has turned out to be disastrous.” He ignores most positive signs from his podium, ignores national necessity (and all economists) who said stimulus was needed, ignores that it was Bush who bought AIG, did TARP. Cites a Russian newspaper which called our path “Socialism.” Places the blame on House Democrats + Senate Democrats, not Obama. “We are becoming a weak nation.” Calls Obama “Caesar,” says he's a “soft-spoken sweet-talker.” Says the nation is under “Obama oppression.” Praises Rush + Fox News. Dennis Miller. Ann Coulter. Karl Rove. Basically a ten minute long Fox News correspondants and talking points suckoff. Totally hilarious. Ends by calling him a “false prophet.” Because he's the ANTICHRIST, GET IT!? Old people are awesome.

God, you guys are hilarious.

Actual features may vary. Christ, they could have dreamed up anything for this video. How lazy is video gaming when you don't even use your thumbs anymore?

Actually, poor people's money is worth more to them. It's so funny to defend rich people's greed. They should give AS MUCH in percentage of income, that “outrage” you're feeling is actually called “GUILT.” We all feel it when we realize we're living on people's backs.