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The 11 Phases Of Losing Your WiFi Connection

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1. Initial shock...

2. Frustration.

3. Resignation.

4. "Wait, I can have fun without the internet."

5. "I'll just pretend this textbook is a longread..."

6. "...or maybe I'll leave the dorm."

7. "Well, I guess I can clean my room."

8. "And this novel — it's actually kind of poignant."

9. "My relationships are improving. I feel alive and connected."

10. "Wait..."

11. "I'VE MISSED YOU SO MUCH."

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