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13 Reasons You're Absolutely Useless Without The Internet

As if you didn't know already. Come now, wayward internet users — log in once to Shaw Go WiFi, and you'll never have to log in again.

1. You've forgotten how to eat without a screen.

2. You've made more friends online than IRL.

3. You've solved simple math by Googling the answer.

4. Instead of getting some fresh air, you refresh your Tumblr dashboard.

5. When visiting a new place, you only have one thing on your mind.

6. It's been years since you used a real-life dictionary...

7. ...or touched the phone book.

8. You're utterly helpless without turn-by-turn navigation.

9. Your productivity drops to zero when Gmail is down.

10. You've taken breaks from the internet, but don't know what else to do.

11. You don't know the exact date of your best friend's birthday...

12. ...or even their phone number.

13. Let's face it: You're much better at online dating than IRL dating.

Log in once, connect forever. Shaw Go WiFi offers access to 35,000 hotspots nationwide, and students get half off!